Royal Wedding Tat

If you miss it, I'm sure it will be available for download on iTunes.

(via here which has lots more information on the wedding if you're interested)

Fancy Rolling like the Royals this Easter?

Well, you can at YO! Sushi!

Buy our exclusive Royal Roll, a delicious smoked salmon, cream cheese and cucumber hand roll for only £2.50 ... and on the Royal Wedding Day, Friday 29th April, you can also take one of our limited edition Royal Wedding Plates home (whilst stocks last in-store) to cherish for years to come.

All proceeds made from the dish will be going to Help for Hero's - a charity very close to Prince William.

So make sure you pop into a YO! Sushi near you over Easter and the Royal Wedding weekend to grab your Royal Roll and Royal Wedding Plate.

Hurry though, this is available for a limited time only!

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Yes eBay, when I think "Royal Wedding", I immediately think of lumberjack shirts and trainers.

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iTunes has helpfully put together a collection of music and TV shows to "celebrate" the Royal Wedding. 

Well, OK, these make sense

Still very royal related...

Tedious link, but still works

"Artists"? Are all these people really going to be there?

WEAKEST LINK?

(If you want to buy these, just open iTunes and go to the iTunes store.) 

Commemorate the Royal Wedding of Prince William to Catherine Middleton with this stunning cushion. Its regal inspired designed showcases the names William and Catherine, hand embellished in gold thread, across a heart. A large crown sits above the heart, which features a Union Jack design.

Jan Constantine's stunning designs are hand made on quality natural cottons, linens and wools. Jan's desire is to create something that will bring joy to people and be handed down, just as the embroidery skills of my artisans have been handed down through many generations.

£68 for a cushion that you're unlikely to keep out. Why?

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Why Marks and Spencer, why? Who is actually going to buy this brolly?

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When I was younger, we went on a school trip and the boys in my class bought playing cards similar to this but with porn stars on. I think they would be less embarressing to play with than these. 

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Make your Royal Wedding celebrations even more regal this April with Sainsbury's newest addition - Wedding Cake Dairy Ice Cream. Whether you'll be celebrating with a street party or something more low-key, the all in one pot is the perfect treat for sharing.

Made exclusively for Sainsbury's by West Country farmers, fresh British milk and cream is churned to make a smooth velvety ice cream, which is blended with real spiced fruit, soft sponge pieces, chunks of meringue and a rich marzipan ripple, giving a cool and creamy experience.

Joanne Brind, Sainsbury's Ice Cream Developer, said: "With parties taking over streets and homes across the country this spring, you don't have to choose whether to indulge in cake or ice cream, our new Wedding Cake Dairy Ice Cream is two treats in one.

"We have used real ingredients to give the exact taste of a wedding cake, infused with our gorgeous smooth ice cream, made in the West Country. It really is a 'best of British' pud."

The 500ml pots, priced at £3.39 will be in store from 10 April, so customers needn't wait until the big day before enjoying the royal afters.

This sounds like it could be quite nice or incredibly sickly. Wish there was a Sainsburys nearby now!

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Watt UK claim a team of ‘trained professionals’ will be out and about on Friday collecting samples of air during Prince William and Kate Middleton’s wedding at Westminster Abbey.
It remains unclear if the scheme is a hoax but a website has been set-up offering the ‘royal wedding day air’, with those interested offered the chance to pre-order the gift at £20 per 75cl bottle.
A statement on the website declares: ‘Billions of people will watch the royal wedding on April 29th 2011. You can now own your own piece of the big day.
‘A true talking point in any house, like a bottle of champagne this can be kept for a special occasion - everyone could have a sniff. It could bring back memories of the special day, and who knows 'The royal wedding bottle of air' could become a collectors item in years to come.
‘Make it your own family heirloom, being passed on through generations.’

No words. I can't even be sarcastic about this, my sarcasm meter has been broken. The website to buy the air from can be found here

(via Metro)